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Guns are bad, mkay?

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

False! Guns are good!

Today I had the good fortune to bump into some more of Neil Harding’s ill-argued, authoritarian claptrap. In this post, he defends the handgun ban, claiming it to be responsible for a 50% reduction in gun deaths in the UK. This is a stupid argument, but if you want to know why, go and read the post and its accompanying comments. One of the commenters (”Stephen”) is doing a marvellous job of rebutting the claptrap, and it’s a pleasure to read.

“You are potificating from the point of near total ignorance.”

Perhaps it should be his tagline?

Feel-good story of the week

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

Via boingboing comes this marvellous story.

The article reports that two women were approached by the Saudi Religious Police and “politely advised” that their clothing was “inappropriate”. Given that the religious police’s official name is the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, this presumably amounts to calling them sluts, or some similarly sexist epithet. The women responded, entirely reasonably, with a torrent of verbal abuse. For the win, one woman then pepper sprayed the officers while the other filmed the incident on her mobile phone. Alas, a brief Googling has not supplied this blogger with a copy of the video. Had it done so, he would have sat and watched it, repeatedly, with considerable glee and much laughter. I’m quite sure that watching vile, sexist, oppressive, dictatorial, homicidal, deluded religious fanatics getting their comeuppance would be uniquely pleasurable.

It must be said, however, that the cherry on this pie is the wonderfully lax treatment they received subsequently. One might think that they would be publicly beaten for their outrageous disobedience — challenging the authority of men is, after all, a crime against nature — and perhaps mutilated in some fashion. After all, can it really be called punishment if you still possess all of your appendages after the event? Apparently it can. Having been carted off to the police station, they were made to apologise and subsequently released with a caution.

Harry hopes beyond hope that they had their fingers crossed behind their backs.

Irrationalis Loca <insert dog latin name here>

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

Just a short post: I feel obliged to pick up on Charon’s post about Irrationalis Loca Donaldsonia, which inspired an outburst of laughter bearing a passing similarity to the outbursts of anger which are characteristic of the disease.

Liam Donaldson has not yet provoked an episode; however, the likes of Hewitt, Blunkett, Clarke, Blair, and Jacqui Smith do so on a regular basis. Unlike Charon, I find several pints of fine Dark Star ale to be an excellent remedy; however, it should be noted that, in common with many other diseases, the symptoms become more pronounced (and substantially louder) before improving…